ME - *Puts down knitting, Turns around to see el husbando pull a sock out from behind his back..looks at him bemused*
EH - *Slaps me across the face with said sock*
ME - Owwwww! *giggles through streaming tears* you fecker, you got me in the eye!
EH - Oh shit! sorry sorry sorry!
ME - *still giggling my arse off* it's cool buttmunch...oh wait...can't open my eye...
EH - Gimme your face! *holds my eye open and blows away...looks very guilty* Okay..it's your turn now. *hands me demon sock, tenses up, squints and waits for the blow*
ME - Aww no buttmunch, I can't...it'll hurt!
EH - Nah nah, just hit me with the sock!
ME - *Slaps el husbando across face with sock, aiming for the eyeball*
EH - Nah, you ain't doin it right...just hit woman! *laughs*
ME - *after numerous attempts, I finally twat him one in the left eye*
EH - oww ahhh, yeh...you got me *squintsquint, rubs eye*
Cue monstrous laughing from both parties, end scene.