Tuesday, 2 November 2010

I'm such a plonker :[

I lost my purse in Mac D's!! I'm so gutted *snivelsnivel* Thank goodness I think credit cards are the root of all evil otherwise I would have been well and truly fooked. Had I not had a large sum of money In there I wouldn't give a toss, they can have my iceland card, oyster and crummy receipts.

Inshallah it landed in the hands of someone that could actually do with the money. Hubby reckons there's two scenarios...it either land in the hands of someone who has nothing and it was I quote 'their blessing' OR a crackhead got lucky and probably frittered it away on a bunch of rocks probably leading to an OD and their quick demise :/ OOOO totally OT but here's an old story el husbando told me about, this happened a few years back. Him and a friend were out and saw one crackhead chick, just for a laugh they said 'oi excuse me luv, you dropped a rock' . She went frantic trying to find this imaginary little ball of crack while they cackled their arses off and she STILL carried on lookin! Back on topic...

Hubby also told me i'm banned from using purses again lol he thinks they're pointless...and I quote "why do you women even have purses to begin with?? What's the point?! All it really is,..is another little bag to keep your money in, that you put into another bigger bag! wtf? Put your receipts in a box or something and put the money in the little zippy pocket of your handbag...i KNOW you ain't losin that boooiii (LOL) From now on you're either wearing bottoms with zips or puttin the money in the little zippy pocket in your handbag. End of. But anyways...te amo amor i love you" lol awww

It kills me to hear how much sense he makes :/ lol BUT WHAT IS A WOMAN WITHOUT A PURSE?!! *ponderponder* A lot better off now I think of it. If you've got a family to feed and bills to pay, the last thing you want to do is lose your funds. I think I need to take a page out of hubby's 'practicality book'.

4 comments:

Wooldoor said...

that reminds me of the time when my mummzie lost the keypad thing for the car, and locked us ALL out! She made me go look for it... Thank fuck I found it, as if I'm pushing a car - even with my family - home...

Rohima said...

But... What if... you use your trousers pockets (like men) then you wash your jeans with all your cash in it (like men)?

I never used to use my purse but I've recently started after I got tired of rummaging through my bag for loose change (never could keep to using just the zip pocket) and I hate the jingle jangle in my pockets!

Welcome back :-)

IamSilla said...

hahahaha ur husband is funny, well just get a new purse darl, but try not to forget again :)

Ashi said...

welcome backkkkkkkkk!

aww man im sorry u lost ur purse :( amen to the hope that someone less fortunate found it though <3

and yeh ur husband is hilarious lmao