Monday, 16 August 2010

CSI : KITCHEN

So I was making boureks a couple of hours ago, and my washing machine beeped to inform me the load was done.

I took out the fleecy throw and flung it over the door to dry, but upon reaching in for my white H&M dress, I saw that something was not quite right..."AAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!"

I present to you...exhibit A: The scene of the murder



Exhibit B: The victim



Exhibit C: The murderer


My theory is that a certain dipstick had forgotten to remove the sample sized Urban Decay lipgloss in Timothy (the murderer) , from the pocket of the victim before placing it into the washing machine.
I suspect that the murderer couldn't take the pain of being only a little sample size, constantly being picked on for not being big enough was too much for it to handle. I believe Mr Urban Decay (sample size) saw his opportunity to strike the victim whilst they were locked into the washing machine. Clearly Miss dress had nowhere to run, it couldn't have been any easier.

This was a suicide/homicide rolled into one. Mr Urban Decay waited until the water current was just right before letting his lid unscrew, thus killing himself and murdering the dress with his staining venom!

Case Closed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an interview with Mrs Bleach and Ms Vanish.

10 comments:

Curves ahead makeup said...

this is too funny
what will be the punishment !!!

Ashi said...

LMAO!!

Alby said...

lmfao this cracked me up!!!! i am sorry for your loss ;]

Make-up Addict said...

Oh no!! How gutting! I hate that when it happens.
Love your description, cracked me up :) xx

Ivonne said...

You are hilarious!

Chloe said...

this was so funny! but im sorry that your dress was ruined ..x

The Beautifier said...

hahaha your post made me lol! The murder must be punished for brutally assaulting/ staining the victim! xoxo

Ariel said...

Haha this was so funny, but so sad for your white shirt! Hope you were able to get it out! x

Teresa L. Ellis said...

omg i have done the same thing with a tube of red mac l/s. it was EVERYWHERE!!! my entire load was ruined. :( Great post!!!

....Lucinda.... said...

LOL I LAUGHED SOOOOO MUCH WITH MOOMOO OVA HERE! ur as funny as always sissy.. x